Artery................the study of paintings
Bacteria..............the back door of a cafeteria
Barium................what doctors do when patients die
Benign................what you be after you be eight
Bowel.................a letter like a, e, i, o, or u
Caesarean Section.....a neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan..............searching for kitty
Cauterize.............made eye contact with her
Colic.................a sheep dog
Coma..................a punctuation mark
D&C...................where Washington is
Dilate................to live long
Enema.................not a friend
Fester................quicker
Fibula................a small lie
Genital...............Non-Jewish person
G.I. Series...........World Series of Military Baseball
Hangnail..............Coat hook
Impotent..............Distinguished, well-known
Labor pain............getting hurt at work
Medical staff.........a doctor's cane
Morbid................a higher offer
Nitrates..............cheaper than day rates
Node..................was aware of
Outpatient............person who fainted
Pap Smear.............a fatherhood test
Pelvis................a cousin to Elvis
Post-operative........a letter carrier
Recovery Room.........place to do upholstery
Rectum................dang near killed him
Secretion.............hiding something
Seizure...............a Roman emperor
Tablet................a small table
Terminal Illness......getting sick at the airport
Tumor.................more than one
Urine.................opposite of you're out
Varicose..............near by/close by
Vein..................conceited