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The Tanker


The captain of a tanker saw a light dead ahead. He directed his signalman to flash a signal to the light which read... "Change course 10 degrees South."

A reply was quickly flashed back... "You change course 10 degrees North."

The captain was somewhat annoyed and sent another message... "I am a captain. Change course 10 degrees South."

Back came the reply... "I am an able-seaman. Change course 10 degrees North."

By now the captain was outraged and flashed the message... "I am a 240,000 ton tanker! Change course 10 degrees South!"

Back came the reply... "I am a LIGHTHOUSE! Change course 10 degrees North!!!"



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